"Yotsuba in his youth." THIS PICTURE IS SO RACIST YET SO FUNNY OMG
General Information[]
Yotsubama is the Ninja of Colorless. Whether or not he's actually a Ninja is up to debate. He walks invisible dogs. He's manry. He blows bubbles. Curious George and Sackboy are also on his side.
He is also known as Yotsubama or Jamal by his fellow peers in tinychat. He's probably the Old Spice guy in disguise. He has all the votes of Colorless, and we all solemnly follow his steps towards election. Yotsuba lost 23 pounds over the time he was in DR. Now he's not working out, or eating properly but he's drinking so much more alcohol he lost his figure. His current aim is to get ripped soon.
Short Bio[]
The darker days...
Yotsuba's history is somewhat of a mystery. He was born into a family of obese ninjas. Then, one day, his entirely family was murdered by skinny ninjas. It was then that Yotsuba was determined to find a trainer and avenge them.
Unfortunately, it was expensive, and he spent a long time on the streets earning spare change. Once he lost weight, he became a model, realizing his inner beauty.
Shortly after he ran for President and won the election, loved by the common people of Colorless. Yotsubama's word is now law, do not question him.
Interests/Facts[]
- Yotsuba is also known as Gimli in The Fellowshit of the Colorless.
A typical day for Yotsuba in the Fellowshit.
- He takes nice topless pictures.
- Yotsuba rides trains pantless. That’s how he gets his chicks
- He often stays on TinyChat because he's a serious
camwhoresexy beast. - If he's not online, he's either eating at KFC or Popeye's.
- Don't steal his chikkunz.
- Grape soda and Kool-aid.
- Dancing girl fetish
Relations[]
- Owns Stormkun
- Is still owned by Keri
- GimlixLegolas is often implied
- His twin brother is on the other side of the world.
- Oni-kuns black cawp runnin buddy
- In lesbians with Lycan and OverSol
- Hais is his waifu ok
Catchphrases/Quotes[]
- "As elected president by the people! My first policy will be that fried chicken will now be cheaper, Kool-aid is now buy 1 get 1 free, Watermelons are totally free! AND ice-cream for all!”
- "Yotsuba: MILK YOU SONOVABITCH
- Yotsuba: YOU CO-PRESIDNT YOU
- Augmentine : and Yotsubama gives his opinion.
- Yotsuba: I KNOW DUB HIM...
- Yotsuba: Milk Biden.
- Yotsuba: Milk "Frodo" Biden"
- "AND MY AXE!"
- "I'M HAVE HAIR! /herpderpnohedoesn't"