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guardian3 defending his territory.

BioEdit

Neither date nor origin of birth for this dog is available. guardian3 is a large male guard cur owned by a small group of nomadic gypsy herders.

He protects the communal herd of camel, goat, sheep, donkey and children from thieves, raiders, and kidnappers.

He emits extremely violent and negative responses toward strangers, which strongly suggests guardian3 was subject to animal abuse as a puppy.

The colorless user guardian3 is a

41 YEAR OLD THAT LIVES IN HIS MOM'S ATTIC.

He owned a 200x70 BuySellAds spot on colorless since September of 2011. On February 25th, 2012, BuySellAds dropped the available amount of 200x70 adspots down to one instead of the usual two or three. The two 200x70 adspots were replaced by these gay little 125x125 pixel ads. How can people be educated about small arms and spoons on a 125x125 spot? That's just ridiculous.

Interests/FactsEdit

Likes:

  • Sleeping belly-first on cool mud on a hot day.
  • Drinking water from the canal at night.
  • Taking a swim in the canal on a hot day
  • Playing with the adolescent humans
  • Being pet on the head :>
  • Not being abused
  • Maryam
  • Ori
  • SENsei
  • Meat
  • Pontakun's dog treats.

Dislikes:

  • Sleeping outside during winter nights
  • Strangers
  • The colorless user guardian3
  • Loud noises
  • Being pelted with rocks
  • Being kicked
  • Being punched
  • Being beaten with blunt objects

Hobbies/UnInteresting Facts:

  • Knife sharpening

Has a folding Kabar Warthog knife he bought for 11 USD that he uses to shave his face and trim his sideburns on Saturdays

  • Being Skinny and Short

Is 2'7" and weighs 138 lbs (170cm/62.6kg)

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA SHAWTY, YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS

  • Drinking in moderation (AKA I CAN'T HANDLE SHIT)
  • Has a messy room (Except on Fridays)
  • Likes to clean floors with WATER AND FRANCIUM
  • Knows how to make chloroform
    • Made chloroform (twice)
    • Tested chloroform on himself (once)
    • Tested chloroform on unsuspecting peer (once)
    • Started to devour that shit after putting mustard on it.
  • Likes guns
    • Not only does he like guns, he is one who shoots many firearms for fun.
  • Likes dogs
  • Likes cats
  • Likes dogcats and catdogs

RelationsEdit

Domo (Favorite user) (Maryam's sister) (Better than everyone)

Maryam (the only CL user he does not hate)

NicknamesEdit

Guard

Shawty

GUARDIAN<333333333!!!!!!!!!!

hairy fatso

gordon

Maryam's Punk Bitch (yeah thats right)

LinksEdit

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