HEAD TOWARDS THE LIGHT.
General Info[]
"I MAY HAVE SEX WITH MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN, BUT I WILL NOT LAY A HAND OR FOOT ON MY PUPIL. I HAVE MORALS."
The enslaver of all niggers. What a nigga. Also one of the oldest members, but who the fuck cares. Developer of the term "Cumlots", and generally fucks around on Colorless in whatever way he pleases. Including anally. In addition to being a nigga, he's also the fucking biggest no-life otaku on Colorless.
Short Bio[]
A person of Eleven descent that isn't bullshitting, which on the English part of the internet is considered a rarity. He also studies at MIT, so he is srs bzns.
Interests/Facts[]
- The ISS has reported that his dick often annhilates many of their satellites. But they don't press charges.
- He is the messiah, and all da wenches are for his bukkake pleasure.
- Quite possibly the only Japanese person on CL.
- Was once a moderator for 2 minutes before the Admin got sick of his shit.
- Is also a very c- MANRY man.
- Wishes for facial hair.
- Has more onaholes than he has fingers on his hands.
- Loli.
Relations[]
SENsei-Pupil relationship with Pontakun. Who's the sensei you ask? It's obviously SENsei.
Lumiex (Ojou-sama), partner in crime for life.
Is simultaneously PureBoredom
JacquestheZombie- OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP
Catchphrases/Quotes[]
"K-ON! = Life"
"K-ON! > Health > Orphans"
"Who the fuck are you?"
"Fuck you pal."
Weblinks[]
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